Cold Summers are like Cold Showers

I love you New York, I really and truly do; so much so, in fact, that this is my 6th consecutive summer on an island that is 12 miles long. I do not, however, enjoy the fact that it is June 20 and I still have my sweaters out because its too cold not to. Now, this will not kill me a la whacked out minibus drivers in SA, however, it is as annoying as a cold shower and i'm declaring a "non-religious-hence-no-one-from-my-bahraini-based-firm-should-pay-any-mind" fatwa against cold new york summers.