Italian Soccer Players = Thumbs Down

Team USA lost in a hard-fought match to Italy in last night's Confederations Cup game. The final score was 3-1. Two of the goals were scored by Giuseppe Rossi, a New Jersey born Italian American who has decided to play for Italy instead of USA. Bastardo! I curse you, Rossi! May your unnaturally glossy locks fall out and your overblown machismo wither!