Since Matt won't let me buy the domain www.efatwa.info, I've decided to create a blog where we can all declare our comedic fatwas as so desired.
So today I am declaring an efatwa on:
1. American Airlines, who still has not delivered my luggage with all my winter clothes to Santiago.
2. The puppy that peed on my only sweater in Santiago.
I would also like to say that I bought a sweater tonight at Zara for $25. Now that doesn't sound so bad except I bought the same sweater in Mexico in January for $12.
I hope you all will find some pleasure in this blog and contribute frequently!
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ReplyDeleteI would like to take this opportunity to christen Efatwa.blogspot with a ceremonial E-fatwa on, yep, you guessed it, "Dr" D. Yes, a "doctorate" from University of Hawaii---MANOA, apparently that counts as an acceptable PHD. So, "Dr. D", I issue this Efatwa on you for being a disgrace to academia, not knowing where Mexico is, and for your arrogance, stupidity, lack of knowledge and general douchiness. I really hated you, and your class.
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